I just discovered OneSentence.org and am in love. It's kind of like PostSecret but a billion times better, and you don't have to wait till Sunday for new ones.
Ouch – I was bleeding and in pain, but I had to laugh when the ER nurse asked the guy in the next room, "You swallowed HOW MANY toothbrushes?"
ferdinandthebull – When I was 5 or so my mom would tell me to lie down before she tied my tie and I just now realized at the age of 19 that she did this because she's a funeral director.
Alexandra – As you were breaking up with me, all I could think about were those mornings when you compared the Pop-Tarts and gave me the one with more frosting.
Angel – The worst thing about secret girlfriends is that when they get hit by cars you're not supposed to cry.
you know who i am – My mother called me to do a chore and i responded, "What you need, Woman," to which my father chided, "Your mother is NOT a woman!"
Heather Rose – As I woke up from my nap to find written on my feet "This is my momma and you can't have her," I realized that my child is very, very strange.
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PS: Forgot to mention that this is my 100th post. Yay! What a milestone...I guess.
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